CAN KISS MY ARSE;
I’ve got the foreman’s job at last~!
Is that why apparently nice folks go into politics?
Don’t ask me—I’m just a dog. Ask your lawmakers, politicians, and other parasitic growths. (Strong words for a cute wee doggie?) Maybe …
Try this for size:
—and tell me if it rings a bell.
If it doesn’t, then one of us at least dwelleth in the famed ‘Cloud Cuckoo Land’.
tell me — why DO people seek pubic office? (And puhleeze don’t even think of babbling about it being an urge to serve our fellow beings.)
“Mr Argus, Sir?”
“Yes, Little Virginia?”
“Intentional, Sweet Child. Stet. They’ll figure it out …”
Some of ’em. Possibly even both …
UNARGUABLY the very greatest idea ever! I’m hip! No longer am I the ancient cynic with the skinny claw, pouncing on the innocent as they toddle to church or strip club … no! I, Sir, Madame, or undecided … am now in!
HERE’S MY NEW PROPHET
and a quote therefrom—
“There is so much we can do. Electrify everything. Plant more trees. Make public transport free. Produce things on a sustainable basis.
It’s knowable, it’s doable. If you care about humanity all you have to do is get on board.”
There! Didn’t I tell you this guy is GOOD~? More? Okay …
“And if you just have some angry objection to Greta telling you off, well, this would probably stop her damn whining.”
The clincher! (See? I told you he was GOOOOOOD~!)
(Damn, I know I shouldn’t …)
From his piccie in the paper he doesn’t look like one of them multi-mega-millionaire types—but as to how he’s going to pay for (and fund!) everything, I’m sure he and all who sail in him have got it covered.
Now: where do I go for my free car?
Wot? No free car? Oh … the buses will come right to my front door on demand … (damn, why didn’t I think of that?)
AN IDEA WHOSE TIME HAS COME
For example: how might a rational person have prevented the rise of the insane Nazi dominance?
“Godwin’s law (or Godwin’s rule of Hitler analogies) is an Internet adage asserting that “As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1“; …”
how might a rational person describe the wild-fire growth of the world’s newest Religion?
For an image of the new very greatest
Hitle Messiah, look no further:
… ooops … how did that get in there?
Bugger, I meant—
Sheesh! What’s wrong with this computer today? (Obviously not a real shot but I like what it is telling us.)
Compare now with this nice daddy and his kid—
—so it’s all about ‘family values’, and who can argue with that?
But what if you are a believer, not in Anthropogenic Globular Warming but reincarnation—
—which I don’t, but I do indeed see a slight resemblance. (In the methodology, dammit.) (I mean, Miss Greta ain’t got no moustache …)
Time to turn up the heat?
“Greening Earth” be damned (and Greens are old hat now anyway).
THIS DUDE IS … and it doesn’t matter a damn.
But, what I would really like to see would be this guy and Miss Greta Thunderbutt sitting at opposite ends of a small table with
- a microphone each,
- no (R) NO supporters at all, and
- allowed to just go for it.
Free and open discussion of the whole Climate Emergency thing:
—first to make the other cry wins. But predictably it can never happen. Never would happen, never will happen, and there’s absolutely zero percent possibility that it might ever happen … not even in the Alarmist’s alternate universe.
Your question, if you made it this far:
Q: why is that?
“Don’t ask me … nothing in my programming about it~!”
I really don’t
WANT TO BECOME
but Greta Thunderbutt is a chance that as a pedantic old poop I can’t resist.
Simply put: she is an over-indulged spoiled brat puppet. An actress not even of the first order; a creation of the malaise known simply as Political Correctness.
Yes … no matter how we dress it up. For myself (you know, the honest opinion we all used to be allowed but these days few dare express) (other than ‘cute’ little Miss Greta—) I see her as an over-indulged manipulated marionette who in more enlightened times should have been sent to bed without any supper. Instead … she’s the new Messiah?
—they lap it up!
Is that some kind of perversion, some strange subliminal sexual desire for fem-dom, or child molestation? Are all the lappers and sycophants simply lonely closet perverts of some kind? Think about it …
OR are they too damned scared (of fouling political correctness) to just get up on their hind legs and tell the kid to at least “GET A LIFE, you obnoxious brat!” … hmmm?
Now try this one on for size (it’s only a couple of minutes) and ask yourself:
“Who is trying to kid whom?”
… and why is she wearing man-made fabrics?
She’s wearing synthetics. Why not locally sourced organically farmed indigenous reindeer hides? (Worked into shape with bone—not steel—tools … hmmm?).
(New Zealand) the City Council (ICC) has quite literally arse-holed many businesses out onto the streets. The council wants to attract visitors from over the world to come all the way down here to leave their dollars. To achieve this end they’ve thrown dozens of businesses to the wolves and already cheerful demolition of the vacated shops is well under way.
SUCH IS THE POWER
of democracy in this pseudo-capitalist state.
Thank God I don’t live in a Socialist state …
“You’re welcome, Dog! Any time …”
What also really hurts is all the lovely art deco buildings that are being demolished, to make way for—
“a new mall that will bring people come from all over the world”
—honestly, you’d be shot for writing this and trying to sell it to a publisher: “Fiction, Mr Argus … has to be at least slightly credible!”
Two hundred million dollars (plus any unlikely over-runs) is the ball-park starting budget—for a wee city of just over fifty thousand souls. Yeah, right; and taxes won’t go up.
So, real demolition begins 6th of January next year. IF at all interested, here’s a wee thought provoking side item (in our limited labour market)—
—could it happen near you? Oh … really? Why not?
Oh. You don’t live in Kiwiland. Excellent reason …
OPENLY SHARE THEIR THINKING
by making a pubic display of their beliefs* (however crappy their ‘thinking’ is).
It shows commitment, no?
Yes—these people should indeed be committed … free speech generally does not include the right to defecate in public, pollute, foul the waterways or otherwise waste the monies of innocent taxpayers. Their poop will probably end up in the sea—have these folks no idea of pollution?
* Not a typo …