THE LOOPHOLE—

NOT …

Fly Pig, left big

This won’t take much ‘time’ to view, it’s all good clean fun and I’m posting it for reasons that will be obvious to anyone who has partaken of my blog & comments in the past.

In the meantime, please enjoy—

—and if you go there it’ll only take less than five precious minutes out of your life. But, you’ll have a scientific argument to use against moi own humble furry self and a further reason to think I should stick to burying postme  bones in the back yard.

Or not …

Contradictions Law

 

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A BRIEFFIE

too good not to …

I uplifted this from the wwweb tonight—

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—and thought it too apt not to share.

For those interested, the webbie itself was—

 

finger-pointing-down

 

 

—go gettum, Tiger! (Or not~)

BOOM BOOM

BEARS, LATE OR

BUGS?

Spaced out, man …              dragons17

whilst watching my usual rubbish about history, man-in-space, aliens, antiquity, Gods, the price of chips these days and other vital stuff I came across an interesting snippet—

—wherein the wee fellow mentions a cute little crittur that seems too good to be true. I think he called it a ‘teddybear’ or something similar … wotever. (His conjectures still make you think, no?)

selfie

or not …

CRANKS~!

They gotta be

~CRANK!

‘Cos if they ain’t cranks … we is in a lotta trubble …Ram left

Or:

We can sweep it all back under the rug; and just like Fletcher said to that nice Mr Bligh before he was himself faced with facing the dilemma—

“All is well ‘tween decks, Sir!”

Now get thee to this guy and even if you dislike a lot of what he says … much of it is still grounds for thought.

 

(How long did he say that blasted fish had been extinct?)

BOOM BOOM

henpecked

FLAT EARTH?

FLAT PLANETS?  OR …

tenorA LOAD OF BALLs?

So whom are we to believe? What should a reasoning and reasonable being believe? Or should we simply have faith—hah! That’s where they have us …

RECENT EXCHANGES

suggest that ‘flat Earth’ people are alive and well even in this day and age. Cute.

But nothing new here, they always were, long before Columbus fell over the edge. Since him ‘science’ has established that our planet is not a disc but a ball, and who would I be to argue with science—even when it’s offered by a bunch of apparent amateurs using nothing more than a wee lake (thank you, God) and a laser (thank you, technicians) and a wee helicopter (thank you, Sikorsky and all the others who ignored the fact that man will never fly).

IT CANNOT BE TRUE

so there has to be a flaw in the ointment somewhere. Water doesn’t naturally curve on a small scale, as the surface is flat (except when it goes all lumpy, like in storms and stuff … but we’re talking calm here).

OBVIOUSLY

the argument, proof, and conclusions are false in this video

down there

 

but I thought the rest of you flat-earthlings might have a more reasonable explanation.

DAMMIT~!

I refuse to believe that God would allow water to be piled up into localised little hills like these nice people are suggesting!

FURTHERMORE:

Sheesh

dodo dodo       dodododododo  dodo

FLAT FEET? Then YOU need a

Girl & Horse.GIFFLAT EARTH

to walk on.

(Or to land on, if justice is involved.)

Recently I was amused by a Godist who is a devout believer in

(a) God, and

(b) the ‘flat Earth’ thing.

It never ceases to amaze me what people will accept, and push, as ‘fact’* .

Not my problem though. My problem is trying to make sense of time, space, space-time and where do numbers go when you rub them out? (It keeps me awake at night, tossing and turning—in a waterbed that can earn some wildly enthusiastic pokes from an indignant Other Half—until finally the sleep fairy carries my soul away to Heaven for the duration.

But, back to the ‘Flat Earth’ concept … this dude down there

pings it en passant at around three minutes something. As far as I’ve got so far it’s been worth watching. And yes, I did already know that: I, a creaking ancient old mutt, am stronger than this entire planet. But don’t take my word for it, go watch the show.

As for the rest of it … he lost me …

tenor

… again …

 

 


* (CS care of Ark, if ya want to go there.)

SIMPLICITY RULES

Occam said—

“The simplest answer is often the best”

—or words to that effect.

Simple is good.

Looove simple.

Simple rules~!

AND TO NOT DIGRESS

I have my theory wrt Time Travel, namely:  ’tain’t possible*.

Now, get thee to U-toobe—there you will find no end of (some of ’em quite convincing) clips of Time Travellers caught in the act.

Human OOPARTs, in fact.

can o' worms

“Mr Argus, Sir?”

“Yes, Little Virginia~”

“What’s an ‘Oopart’?”

“Acronymically speaking, it’s an Out Of Place Artefact, Ma’am.”

“Oh …?”

“If they discovered an undiscovered tomb in the Valley Of The Kings, Child; and on breaking the seals wandered in to find an iPad in the mummy’s grip—that would be an OOPART. The iPad, not the mummy.”

3 gerbils

SO WITH A CLEAR CONSCIENCE

I state again—

tenor

—that any such imagery is simply at best a misunderstanding or (at human-naturest) an attempt to deceive.

TIME TRAVEL

IS

NOT

POSSIBLE~!

(and never shall be.)

Not unless God rewrites the laws, which of course would mean Him going back to beyond the Big Bang itself and starting over. (God being omnipotent it should present no problems.)

And now, a frivolous point germane to this issue—

—in the ‘time’ it took you to read this, how far through space has this entire planet shifted? And your location on the surface of this spinning orb? (Even just sitting at your desk you’ve covered a few miles.)

So:  what …

… would it take in mathematical sums to calculate just the vectorage to get you back (say) one teensy weensy little hour?

Goof even a wee bit of a minifraction and you’ll need a space-suit, or a shovel with a long handle—ya gotta be precise; just one squillionth of an inch of error and quite a few of your molecules will be arguing furiously with foreign molecules over who has rights of possession to the co-ordinates you’re now in—and I don’t think yours will win.

DAMMIT,

for some reason I keep thinking of these things—down there

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… effectively irrelevant but that’s my wandering mind for you.

Kismet

dodo

 

 

 

* Other than going forwards