Mr GOD? YOUR OPINION,

PLEASE—?

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“Scientists have estimated that there are as many as six billion Earth-like planets in our galaxy capable of hosting alien life.”

If just one billion is lots … does this mean there may be oodles more (beings) like us (sort of) out there?

If so we’d better be frantically digging nuclear-bomb shelters all over the place for when the buggers finally do arrive.

SHEESH!

LEAVE IT TO THE EXPERTS,

I JUST STAY A

CYNIC.

Here’s your snippet:

Why? Read on and be endarkened …

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from:  CLICK HERE / ME

Why? Experience. (Not education, sheesh~!) We dogs go by what we can see, bite, scratch, chomp, or chew … although in my years I’ve witnessed meteors in many places, I’ve never seen one quite like the above. But I guess space stuff followeth the thnowflake thyndrome, no?

down eyeface

“Mr Argus, Sir—?”

“Yes, Little Ollivia?”

“Why are you lithping, thir?”

(Hah. Knew I’d catch someone—)

“Because that’s what you do when talking so religious folks can understand, child; you know, ya godda be a bit biblical.”

“Oh Thir, thereth no hope you …  oopth …”

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GOD IS

(boring … )

OMNISCIENT

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So he (God) knew what would happen to this poor guy but did nothing to save him? Even I would have warned him (and I ain’t no God).

At the risk of getting my furry head bitten off, what would a Christian have done? A real one, not one of your namby-pamby Sunday things?

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“Argus!”

(Oops)

“Yes, Mr God, Sir?”

“Did you post that webbie I put you onto?”

“Was just going to do it, Sir.”

“I forgive you, Dog—now jump to it!)

(Where the hell did I leave that link … )

“I’m waiting, Dog! Don’t worry—I’ve got all day. You haven’t …”

(Brrrrrrr)

YAWWWWWWWWN

(Gods yawn? I never knew that …)

“DOG!”

(Brit scientist chap—?)

“Don’t make me come over there—”

“You are over here, Sir; omnipresence—”

Hah! Suddenly it clicks … … Brian Cox!

“Took you long enough, Dog! That’s what you get for keeping Me waiting.”

(I like this. God will, too. I made it to 2:54 before my circuits started imploding. We dogs are like that, anything bigger than yer average kennel and we freak.)

Size?

Important?

Naaaahhh …

 

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     Not muddy blutch!

A CONVINCING

SPEAKER

    Moi copy.pngeven if he is atheistic towards the fastest growing major religion. (I love where he explains how the Spanish have devised a way to make their solar-power farms productive by night—pure genius!)

Be warned, I think he’s Australian.

And he makes sense.

I especially love that he makes no bones about stating that the ‘Climate change’ thing is simply another religion. (What might happen to the home of Islam, which reaps its loot from both oil and religion?) (Conflict of interests?)

MY ADVICE?

Go there, watch him — and just see if I’m right.

And now—

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Your new Madonna icon,

practising for her ‘Madonna Lisa’ portrait.

 

down there

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 “Some call it the consummation of trends of global warming … hey, you on the end there—Miss Greta, what do you call it?”

“I call lunch, Chief: professionally now, but with an eye to my future later …”

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ICE AGE COMING~!

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this is ‘Climate Change’ propaganda

from a bit before

you were born.

State of the art thinking, though …

down there

 

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Now meet an optimist who is happy to read cheery stuff like that—

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—and don’t you just love these cute little bears, now so terminally close to absolute total extreme extinction?  How close? Don’t ask, you may just be a little surprised …

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I WOULD LOVE

TO BREAK FREE OF

Miss Greta Thunberg and the whole new Anthropogenic Global Warming Religion. But I can’t.  Not when stuff like this keeps popping up:

Face it … someone, somewhere, is MILKING this rather disturbed kid; and when she’s been sucked dry she’ll be spat out.

And so the beat goes on … world without end; as it was in the beginning, is now, and ever shall be etc etc … with this popular new religion*  replacing the old in one foul swoop. Saint Greta? Why not?

If that’s what it takes her manipulators will do it; and if she burns out in the process that’s even better—martyrs are in such short supply these days.

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* Saving the planet from climate change.

THIS IS MORE CHEERY NEWS

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AND ALL WHO

sail her—so dry those tears, we have it in hand …

JUST WRAP YOUR MIND 

around this one if you seek solace:

Hot or cold? It’s so hard to keep up with shifting targets. Anyway, this is given us by real Scientists (and they should know—they’re experts.)

I’m off now to flash up the barbecue and savage some sausages while trying desperately not to dread climate changes. (Dammit, I confuse easily—am I still to paint my roof white, or should it now be black?)

BOOM BOOM

ATHEISTS: now YOU know

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when their beliefs are being denigrated …

I refer to the parallels between Global Warming Alarmism versus the (misnamed) Climate Change Denial*; many of whose practitioners are vociferously anti-The One True Faith.

The above is simply a way of saying that both sides have fervent believers very set in their ways. Both teams also have God (oops) Science on their side, and both can spout endless texts, relics, and accredited Prophets to prove their case.

BUT

the damned denialists are low key compared to the Alarmists. Just like religion we mere mortals are threatened with annihilation and eternal damnation if we don’t recant and cross over—before it is too late. Actually, according to some prophets it’s already several hours past midnight.

The one thing the Alarmists won’t do is step back and actually practise what they preach. Just as with Abrahamic religions, it’s a case of

“Do as I say! Not as I do!”

—and—

if we don’t promptly turn over the means of production and distribution to their absolute control:

  • You’re a BLOODY DENIER, and
  • given half a chance
  • they’ll send in the heavies.

Be warned: in times to come it could get a little rough (religious wars are the worst kind).

BUT FOR NOW

all is still sweetness and light, and will stay that way until the cuts start biting. Here, have thee a nice agnostic—

—some of her imagery is well worth a peep—

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—make of it what you will.

Now have yourself a wee Alarmist prophet—

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—who kept ‘wagging’ school to lecture Grown Ups about why we (sinners) are all murderous pigs.

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