TUT~!

WHAT ON EARTH

WERE THEY THINKING?

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Can NOBODY see what’s wrong with the above image?

WOW!

OKAAAAY—

if it has to be spelled out for dolts … of course wimmin can do anything, so that’s not the problem here. No. Nooooooooooooooooooooo~!!!

I REFER

(obviously) to the derogatory use of that disgusting term “Japs”~!

And it’s not the only example. There’s entire generations of literature and misguided ‘thought’ behind that contemptible use of a truly objectionable word! We should fund a whole new government department to ferret through all forms of literature and expunge the word entirely from the lexicon.

No?

IF WE DON’T

new terms will be coming on stream, new ones to add to such endearments as ‘kraut’ and ‘chink’ and ‘gook’ and ‘Russkie’ and ‘raghead’ … … how can we ever learn to love each other until we sit firmly on those who would inculcate contempt by the criminal misuse of the language to further their own agendas?

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DAMMIT

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can sometimes confuse us poor ole Godly!

KISS it, Keep It Simple:

“But since the foul demons are always devising destruction for the race of men, Carpocrates… using deceitful arts, so enslaved a certain presbyter in the church that he got from a copy of the secret gospel, which he interpreted according to his blasphemous and carnal doctrine…”

Sourced:  CLICKETH HERE

If (~!) IF the foul demons actually are, and do, etc etc then—

Q:  where did those foul demons come from?

(Oops, a low blow indeed … perhaps some good Christian might care to address it?)

A:  They came from God.

Wow! Another gift … but wait, read me out before you vomit—

—God alone was is THE unique omnipotent Prime Mover. (You know, “Praise God from whom all blessings flow” … no?)

So God created the foul demons.

Ergo they are all a part of His mystery and entirely His fault gift; all just needles running along God’s pre-ordained grooves & tracks. AND—

God knows how it will all end*.

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“Hey! Argus!”

(Ooops …)

“Yes, Mr Satan, Sir?”

“Are you tellin’ us that I’m a gift from God too?”

(Bugger … tread carefully, Dog …) “Er —yes?”

“Thanks, Dog. That’s what I’ve been saying all along—without ME, nothing!”

 

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* No mysteries for an omnipresent omniscient. Boring, booooooo-rrrrr-iiiing!

Any dispute?

RELIGION, A SNIPPET

from Wiki:

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“… Suzuki subscribed to the idea that religions are each a sort of organism, which is (through time) subject to “irritation” and having a capacity to change or evolve …”

Suzuki was a lauded expert in his field (philosophy) (not motor-bikes) and his axiomatic observation needed stating—so he stated it.

Kudos to him~!

SO THERE WE HAVE IT FROM

an expert. An expert who thinks that religions change in order to better survive. He was an observant man and not afraid to state his case, I like him — what a pity he wasn’t a Christian … probably better for him; in the wrong time and/or place he might have been guest of honour at a Fire Festival in celebration of the infinite mercy of a compassionate omnipotent God …

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—instead of inspiring warriors to paint cute little chickens. And furthermore, buy now and you get the disclaimer below entirely FREE

DISCLAIMER

No chickens or slightly tubby Oriental swordsman-monks were injured, damaged, infected, or otherwise hurt in the course of writing this post.

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SO THERE

 

RELIGIONS, it’s better to

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than to arrive, no?

But that book I borrowed from the library recently will be going back unread.

It suddenly occurred to me:  why the hell do I need, or even want, to understand other folks’ blasted idiot beliefs? Think about it—

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—if any one of them is right the other eleven are false. And what are the chances that one of them might be right? (And short of dying, ourselves, how can we test their offerings?)

So it’s better to play safe and use Occam’s blessed razor—go for simplicity. (No, silly person, not the simplest religion … the simplest course of action):

Rank ’em ALL equally false—

WOW!

Wow~!

—and have done with it.

Which is what they all do with each other anyway. And never forget that they’re competing for the consumer’s buck—always overjoyed to bellow that every other religious franchise (but not their own) is false. All of them …

PLEASE

good traveller, do not confuse beliefs with religion. CLUE: I too have beliefs, even though I am totally irreligious. But my beliefs defy categorising AND they do not involve supernatural beings of any ilk — I leave those to the gullible*.

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* The gullible who keep them in business—without whom they’d crash and burn.

FURTHERMORE:

TRY ME

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“For example, to test men for apologetics knowledge, it’s really easy – just ask them what the significance of cosmic microwave background radiation is, what chirality is, what the significance of 1 Corinthians 15:3-7 is, and what is the difference between the deductive and inductive problem of evil. If they can’t answer all four of those then you can’t marry them. Biblical manhood concerns are not check-boxes on the marriage application form – they’re long-form essay questions. Judging the man’s ability to do silly stuff, like get a tattoo or clown around in a bar, is just not relevant to making the marriage serve God. A woman’s personal preferences don’t decide here – evidence decides. (So long as the goal of marriage is to serve God* , instead of to make women happy) …”

From the same source as in my previous post.

You know, I think this guy would have made a brilliant Muslim … given but an accident of birth. (Which of course is all a part of God’s ineffable plan—Him being omni-everything it couldn’t be otherwise, could it?)

selfie* To serve ‘God’? Or is it to serve God’s officers on Earth—by swelling their coffers? Tithe on, little dreamers … you may be piling up pelf on Earth for your church but thou art piling up greater investments in Heaven** (A much better win/win … you just try stuffing a Pope, bishop, or priest through the eye of a needle~!)

** And they’ll all be waiting for you at God’s table.

IF I MUST

RAISE THE BANNER

Skyborne piggy copyon behalf of Reality, then let me start here—

“… If I can use the evidence for the Big Bang, the fine-tuning, the origin of biological information, the Cambrian explosion, the habitability fine-tuning and irreducible complexity to argue for theism …”

for source of quote: CLICK HERE

—and as best I can, as patiently as I can, without naughty words let me ask:

How might any evidence for the Big Bang be utilised in defence of theism?

  • God actually (was/is) the Big Bang itself?
  • God created Himself from zilch in order to blow Himself up?*

I MIGHT ADD

that I don’t think ol’ God is much on time-and-motion or even simple efficiency—if it were me I’d have cut out a lot of redundant effort and created the present ultimates (us~!) right at the beginning. Properly, without needing ol’ Satan and that silly apple …

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“Hey, Argus!”

(Oops …) “Yes, Mr Satan, Sir?”

“Ever thought to ask who it was created ME, hmmmm?”

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“Stop squabbling! There’s only ONE True Religion …”

 

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 * But we’re talking religion here, so logic is redundant. Maybe He was/eternally is a masochist (I vote sadist—the ultimate, in fact).

PAUL, &

CHRIST.

I’VE JUST BLITZED THIS

aroow, down, smart

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/apostle-paul-letters_b_890387

—(courtesy of the Ark) and it again makes me think—

WTF?

Meaning:

  • what the hell does it matter?
  • Does it matter?
  • How so?

To which I must add my amazement that some devout atheists, agnostics, and other Godless scumbags keep endlessly picking nits in The Good Book—being a total waste of:

  • time
  • effort, and
  • energy.

I MEAN, REALLY …

so what?

So what if herds of men of their time believed in talking snakes, floods deep enough to cover the entire world* (and in so doing drown not only every heathen but every innocent animal, bird, crocodile, carrot, banana, horrible little hairy thing with poison fangs … all over the entire planet). “God is good” … yeah, sure …

… and getting back to topic:                                down finger                                     

WHY DO SO MANY GOOD MINDS  

waste their time and energy trying to demolish the (bullet-proof) ‘Good’ Book?

WHY NOT JUST CUT TO THE CHASE

and highlight the contradictions? If necessary endlessly until even the dimmest are left in no doubt. (Especially about God’s “infinite Love & Compassion & Mercy” — let theory confront practise head-on, and see which emerges as truth.

THE GOOD BOOKs

smack headlong into “practise what you preach” and there we have it.

Let me illustrate:

MORE THAN SIXTY YEARS AGO

in the NZ Army base of Waiouru a newborn but deceased baby was buried in unconsecrated ground. The Catholic padre refused admission to his cemetery because that child hadn’t been baptised (Christified).

Padre opened a few eyes with that decision. Which happened close to the time one Christmas Eve when God sent a lahar raging down the river, timed exactly right to wipe out a train crossing a bridge … God collected that night** —

MERRY CHRISTMAS,

&

GOD BLESS US EVERYONE!

Glug glug gurgle gasp …

Yup. No contradictions there either. The omni-compassionate ultimate loving Lord knew what He was doing that night, hell, he’d known for the last 14 billion years … 

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*  That would be roughly five miles (plus) deep. Everywhere …

** Over a hundred souls, from memory—

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