for that link  down finger

found here:  CLICK ME!   (Do it—you know you want to … )


the good doctor makes a very good point (actually, the same point I’ve often made)(but does anyone ever listen? Nooooo …) namely that

“Islam isn’t just a religion—

—it’s a complete way of life!

The Catholic church used to do that too, until de-fanged by civilisation. But pitting education, manners, liberty, etiquette, equality for women, free speech, democracy and all that simpering un-Islamic effeminism against the masculine bliss  power of Islam —   brrrrrrrrr!

The pen is oft claimed to be ‘mightier than the sword’. But you just try defending yourself with a pen against an enthusiastic Islamist with a Koran in one hand, scimitar in the other and the light of God blazing from his eyes. (Awww, go ahead … everyone is entitled to one mistake.)

Thanks, Ark~! I owe you … and there goes the rest of my Sunday.


That one is definitely not a oncer:  it calls for some serious viewing.




Death chatteringI’ve often stated that (SFX: drum roll, please)







.. and you’ll never notice the difference. No? To me it’s blatantly obvious, but at last, after all these years, I’ve finally heard someone else say it too—I think—among the first words spoken on this u-toobe clip:

And now I’m going back back to view the rest of it.

In the meantime—

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Did anyone think to put the cat out?



Fly Pig, left big

This won’t take much ‘time’ to view, it’s all good clean fun and I’m posting it for reasons that will be obvious to anyone who has partaken of my blog & comments in the past.

In the meantime, please enjoy—

—and if you go there it’ll only take less than five precious minutes out of your life. But, you’ll have a scientific argument to use against moi own humble furry self and a further reason to think I should stick to burying postme  bones in the back yard.

Or not …

Contradictions Law




“… Good memories from past lives can be awakened and great things can happen. To be able to fly, you must awaken the bird memory. Most people have these memories buried too deep to access. Levitation and flying is our birthright, stresses the Avatar Paramahamsa Nithyananda …”

—I would ask nice man to demonstrate. No, no, Silly Person … demonstrate the flying part is all I ask.

Your link:

down eyeface

… and before you ask, I didn’t watch it.

I just quoted from the guff … my current incarnation is too brief a candle, no?

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don’t you fwet, now, you just dwy them pore lil’ eyes—

The University of Otago has apologised after asking its law students an exam question about the ethics of representing a terrorist.

The question led some students to break down and cry during the exam last week after it brought back painful memories of the Christchurch mosque attacks on March 15 in which 51 people were killed.

Sourced:   CLICK HERE

—an’ don’t you never fink there may be a real world out dere, just waiting for ‘oo to be given your lovely new parchment and sally forth in shining armour to reshape it …


And don’t you ever consider that you may one day have to deal with unpleasantness. ( I mean, really,  how can you defend in court some nasty person whose doggy left a dunnit on someone’s lawn?) … ooooooohhhh  … YUK~! (Sob, sniff … WAAAAH!)



“—Coming! … Puff puff pant gasp wheeze … Yes, Mr Argus?”

“There’s another wannabe lawyer over here! Collapsed under the strain of resolving her illusions of human nature with human nature…”

“Oh! Smelling salts or bullet, Mr Argus? Bullet would be more merciful—”

“Salts! A wee dose of Reality might help too—go vandalise her car …”

AND the meek shall inherit the Earth*.


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Stand aside, Wimp! REAL gal comin’ through!


* (Six feet of it, cold and damp …)



—yet they cast it out?


—now here’s your quote-of-the-day:

“A Lego enthusiast is packing up his toys and going home as a dispute of biblical proportions brews over a potentially controversial display.

Lezle Luketina-Johnston created a series of 12 well-known Bible stories and was surprised and offended when BrickCon New Zealand organisers asked him to tone them down.

The organisers were concerned about five of the 12 scenes that contained a naked Adam and Eve and other naked figures with Lego-tile bricks acting as breasts.

There was also a bloody scene of David’s defeat of Goliath,  Abraham about to sacrifice his son on an alter with a knife and a soldier in King Solomon’s court about to cut a baby in half.​”

To read from source      cat walking RIGHT.gif     CLICK HERE


they are offended by the imagery but not by the documents/systems that inspired it? Damned one-track heathens … shouldn’t be allowed … or—

—or (horrors!) perhaps this was the only way the atheist swines could protest the Great Work Of peace, love, compassion, and Justice?

A thought— “david’s bloody defeat of Goliath” … did David bloodily do that of his own Free Will, or did God know millions of years in advance what the inevitable outcome would be—and could not a peace loving compassionate God have had them simply toss a coin to decide the outcome?*

And did He really have to send a man in a dress and feathers to shoo them out?

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I see …

… it was a bit ‘infra dig’ for Him to do it person. In Godson. Himself—

“Mr Argus, Sir?

“Yes, Little Virginia?”

“Point of order, Sir—there’s actually three of Him in the Divinity Trinity, Sir.”

… Bugger … dammit:  move over, A and E, I’m coming with you …

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(Oops … now I’m for it … hope the fire insurance is up to da— )

“Cool it, Dog! You’ll be getting them thinking next!”




* Hell … with a precedent like that the Yanks would never have had to nuke Japan either; and who knows, perhaps even Troy might still be trading?



1. True

2. True.

3. True.

So whaddya gonna do about it? Carry on as we are, or try something different? The old saying is (UK armed forces rings a bell) “Give us the tools, and we’ll do the job!”

At the risk of offending sensitivities across your readership what we’re doing thus far is ‘mental masturbation’ (provides a moment’s satisfaction but doesn’t get anyone fu— pregnant).

What we need to do is cut to the chase and hack away the roots, the foundations.

Quite simply you/we won’t get anywhere worthwhile by scoring points against the demonstrably insane.
We need to demonstrate that they are insane (can’t be done, can it …) or inoculate the upcoming generations by giving them the tools with which to think for themselves.

Again I bleat about the Rule of Contradiction … if nothing else.

But you’d be hard put to find any contradictions in ANY religion, or between/among religions; so I guess we’re stuck with the status quo. (Yes, Little Virginia, that was indeed …)

So give the kids the God-damned tools, no?


And may God protect you and all who sail with you …

chimp rocks


Ram right

Ram left