YE GODS

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KIWI

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Various ‘new-age’ phrases spring readily to mind—

  • morally bankrupt
  • desperately greedy
  • money-grubbing
  • parasitical
  • opportunist
  • wannaba Nazi
  • ‘insect authority’
  • gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme
  • etc etc (ad infinitem)
  • quite mindless, too …

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Your quote:

An Arrowtown man who received a $200 freedom camping fine after sleeping in his vehicle in central Queenstown overnight …

After going drinking with friends  … found himself alone and “over the limit” about 4am … Aware he was in no state to drive, he went to sleep in his ute  …

Sourced:  CLICK HERE

SO I HAD A THOUGHT:

instead of spending untold millions on advertising the warmth and charm of New Zealand to people overseas—and then having to suffer their damned intrusive presence when they do come — why not we install a machine that grabs ’em by the ankles, flips ’em over and shakes the money out of them at the airport before firing them back to wherever they stemmed from? A machine that does locals too?

So:  is it really worse when we do it to our own?

(And why might that be? I leave it to you to figure out—don’t ask me, I’m too busy running with an idea that involves visitors, ankles, and money bags.)

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Welcome, Friend~!

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OPEN LETTER TO THE CHURCH

ESPECIALLY

the Holy Abrahamic church—

      —a holey letter in the form of an image.

Any religioso of any franchise looking at it and feeling a bit unwell may take two kids and call God in the morning—

Screen Shot 2019-03-03 at 08.19.58.png—but Islamics needn’t fret. Your God made a few exceptions; and knowing full well that His followers are built close to the sty He got His prophets to make some exceptions—

—YOU, good Muslims, are allowed to do naughty things with little girls from age six years and upwards. Your God has a true shepherd’s  grasp of your true nature.

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“Mr Argus!!”

“Little Virginia? What are you doing here—      oh, I see. Don’t fret, sweet Child … I may be a man but I’m neither Catholic nor Islamic—my own standards are entirely irreligious.”

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MORON RELIGION

puns intentional.

Actually, rather than bore you I’ll simply post a wee except and the link. Go there but be warned, it triggers an instant WTF? in rational people.

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A Hindu man who ate beef labelled as lamb wants a supermarket giant to pay for his trip so he can go home to cleanse.

Jaswinder Paul, bought a package labelled as lamb roast … then cooked and ate the contents before discovering the meat was beef.

Cows are viewed as sacred in Hinduism, and eating the meat broke his religious vow, he said.

“According to my religion, I have to go back to my country and do sacred things for four to six weeks, and be purified by priests, so I can continue on my religious path. It’s a long process,” he said.

He would also have to fork out for return flights to New Delhi, in India, alongside accommodation and food, he said…

His family had not talked to him since he ate the beef, he said.​

https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/111064745/hindu-mans-beef-with-blenheim-supermarket-after-mislabelling

Well now.

As one who would like to cover all bases and is tempted sometimes to subscribe (metaphorically) to all religions … is there any food anywhere that isn’t ‘sacred’ to some bugger or other somewhere at some time?

Sheesh

IN LOVE AGAIN, AM I …

… EASY?

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The new grand unrequited passion of my life

BUT FIRST,

can any double-damned panty-waisting modernist … twat … possibly sink any pathetically lower than this?

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The film was also accused of “allergy bullying” for a scene in which a group of bunnies attacks a man with blackberries, knowing he is allergic to them, and provoking calls for a boycott.

Ye utter gods!

Anyone not tempted to take arms against such PC mind-controlling drivel may safely be labelled brain dead and dormant. No? Sheesh—an empty rum bottle has more spirit!

WORLDWIDE

we are being conditioned—and none too subtly—not to query, never to ask questions, never to opine, never to stand up and bark when some points-seeking berk makes yet another asinine ‘observation’.

CONTROL A MAN’S MIND

and you control his body. He becomes your extension, an organic robot to do your bidding. (This, in fact, is what religion is all about; mind Control—nothing more, nothing less.)

Try this:  IF—

—if there really were just one all-singing all-dancing unique ‘God’ there would be only one religion. (Any enthusiast care to argue this point? Do so now, lines are now open and operators poised … all donations will go towards a new charity hospital luxury super jet for the religious leader of your choice*.)

Bugger. Digressed again … I do that a lot—

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—but it’s given me an idea: I might just censor the Christian Holy Bible and reword it to be Politically Correct and entirely in accordance with modern standards.

After which the Holy Koran is ripe for PC adjustment. At last, God has shown me the way and given me a renewed sense of purpose~!

BOOM BOOM

* After I’ve taken out my legitimate ‘running costs and expenses, of course …

 

LOVE, MERCY, and

COMPASSION

God is love! a bigger

God is omnipotent (can do anything)

God is omniscient (knows absolutely everything, PPF*)

God is omnipresent (it means He’s everywhere)

AND, AS STATED IN THE PAST

by many minds better than mine own, Aristotle one of them—

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—their wording better than my quoted summations, but you get the gist. And what, may I ask, IS the gist?

Namely that (as the omnipotent omnipresent omniscient) God is also the (r) THE only unique omni-responsible. He knows everything that ever happened (He was there) and everything that ever will happen (He is there right now, don’t forget, even if we hairy oafs have to trudge along until we get there).

I KEEP THINKING

that I see (apparent) contradictions in all of this. If I really have to spell it out in simple words, here’s a cute wee example—

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—that I just burgled from Wikipedia. I don’t know the setting but I do know that wee purpose-built exercise machine was called a ‘strappado’ (as is the technique). It was a favourite of God’s Holy Inquisition and used often to quiz folks suspected of being a bit ‘ungodly’.

I THINK

the image and example is mere antiChrist propaganda—no Christian would ever do that to anyone alive or dead, it’s not nice.

BUT,

some may exclaim, but they are doing it in God’s name. Oh …

(Projecting trends and argument here I’ll quit now, really can’t be bothered. I just thank God we have an omnipotent who never misses a trick and is always filled with Love, Mercy, Kindness and infinite Compassion … )

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“Dog, cool it! You’re giving Me a bad name … Argie, I know where you live …”

 

* Past-Present-Future

WHY POLITICS?

&

WHY ARE YOU A POLITICIAN?

tenorEasy answer:

You want acclaim and control. You lack principles, ethics, decency … dammit, you really should go into The Church—any religion will do*—and please stop seizing control of The Productive.

But you don’t. You are ambitious. You want your rewards now. So you go into politics.

Same deal—you sell the nonexistent to the undiscriminating.

It seems as (oops)

THE FACT IS

the world consists of just three basic types of people—

  • Producers,
  • Traders, and
  • Thieves.

Some folks produce stuff. At the basic level they produce the food we eat and are called farmers. An honourable title. Or manufacturers …

Some are traders, another honourable title. Trade is the lubricant that enables our human machine to function. Without traders we either starve or serve the third classification: Thieves.

Thieves are people who help themselves by force or guile to the product of other people’s efforts.

When they serve themselves openly we call them gangsters. When by stealth and cunning we call them politicians or priests.

WHEN THE POLITICIANS

openly seize control of ‘private’ property they invoke an odious clause which they sanctimoniously call

EMINENT DOMAIN

and that is that. End of story, no discussion; any attempt to retain the fruits of your own labours can result in you getting jostled by the state.

I’VE SAID IT BEFORE

and it shall stand until proven otherwise—

MIGHT MAKES RIGHT

—so far:  no takers.

“Well,” you may be asking yourself in bewilderment, “what the hell has gotten under the Old Dog’s fur this time?”

Simply this—

“… announced last week Government planned to merge New Zealand’s 16 polytechnics and institutions of technology into one entity, provisionally called the New Zealand Institute of Skills & Technology.

Under the proposal, the new body would manage capital and operational budgets, staffing, and learning management systems for all the institutions.”

Sourced: CLICK HERE 

—and in God’s Own Country, too.

My advice? Don’t fight The State, Kiwi—just guzzle your beer, smile and wave, and keep doing important things like practising them hakas—

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—and don’t ever think. Free country, no?

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* So long as it’s ‘official’ enough to qualify for those all essential ‘tax breaks’.

I TRY …

… to keep things lighthearted.

Sometimes.

And also to illustrate (where appropriate) the ‘human cost’.

Perhaps if I can get enough people asking questions some mover/shaker types might be moved enough to create change where I’ve never been able to. ‘Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished …

Recently I posted this image—

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—which actually is universal, and timeless. It twanged my strings more than any other photo recently, and trust me … I look at lots of photos.

I googled the name and got a brief summary of the background story—

Source:  CLICK HERE 

—which is partly why I included the words ‘timeless’ … and ‘universal’ …

 

Don’t fret — there’s oooodles more just like these, and there always will be. You won’t miss out …

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