THE TOP PHOTO OF THE LAST
two millenniums. Millennia. Thingies …
The Catholic Church (we are told) has developed (in secret, utilising the (donated?) services of some of the greatest scientific brains) a
which as nobody knows is a TV set capable of blending modern electronics* and the Power Of Christ to (in real time) throw up an image from any four-dimensional coordinates. (NOTE: any.)
that ‘they’ are keeping it well under wraps even after half a century because of the immense power it would afford anyone who had one and knew how to use it.
They have, we are reliably (?) informed, used it to observe at first hand the Crucifiction of Christ. (I guess ol’ God allowed them to because such unarguable proof can only help His purposes, no?).
for all you ignoramus heathens out there is a genuine photo of the face of Christ-on-the-cross as presented by the fruits of the greatest minds ever—
—set alongside a (guesswork? Inspired?) painting of such. Pretty dam’ good, no?
IF YOU DOUBT
go Google the word ‘Chronovisor’ for yourself.
You’ll be very impressed, with it you can eavesdrop on (say) Yamamoto and his merry men planning the attack on Pearl Harbour, or watch Robin Hood loose his final (“Bury me where it lands, Chaps …) shaft, or if more adventurous you might even watch the Big Bang itself in real time (or God creating everything, better minds than mine are still debating that point).
WHAT I’M WAITING FOR
is for these things to come onto the market.
They’ll probably be beyond my pay-grade but what if the heads of all the disputing factions got one? No more wars—
—unless of course, you got in firstest with the mostest. Brrrrrr …
AND FOR ANYONE
who actually believes in any of this, I still have that bridge for sale in Australia. Cheap. Especially, Sir or Madam, for you …
* Okaaaaayyyy … once was modern. I wonder if they’ve updated it to the solid-state micro-chip version yet? (Vacuum tubes, valves, and CRTs … so very old hat these days.)