YOU DON’T FOOL ME~!!
Not a bit, Mr Trump, you and the Asian guy with that other funny haircut*—
I know what you’re up to …
WE REALLY SHOULD READ THIS
—which as a Conspiracy Theorist (First Class, Dip Hons and stuff) myself my deviously deranged mind makes links and connections not open to mere mortals—
TO CUT TO THE CHASE
and a conclusion entirely obvious:
(a) the world is heating up, no?
(b) Trump and Wossisphace are diplomatically yelling abuse,
(c) and making untenable threats
(d) which sooner or later
(e) will lead to
(f) put up, or shut up
(g) and neither
can will back down.
NUCLEAR ‘WARNING SHOTS’
would become nuclear exchanges in the wink of an eye (first to take his eye off the ball loses)(big time). So, too, does the other guy but as winner he gets to feel good about it. Briefly.
we are told quickly become life-changing events. Climate changing, even—and following very quickly on the tails of a nuclear war is a ‘nuclear winter’. So?
SO COME ON
wake up and small the sulphur—
the nuclear winter cancels out the global warming
I knew it, I’m a genius!
Not only that but it clears away the nasty little oik with the funny haircut too. Brilliant! Okaaaaaayyyy … there may be a few collateral damages but you can’t make an egg without cracking an omelette, right?
would the nice Mr Trump be allowed to rave on in public the way he’s reported?
COULD IT BE
that in fact he is merely a simple puppet, on strings being pulled by (shock, gasp, horror) shadowy figures behind the scenes? You know, the unelected permanent governments? The guys who when the SHTF will take refuge in purpose-built hidden bunkers tucked away somewhere safe?
Don’t ask me—I’m just the local Conspiracy Nutter.
As a voter you should be doing your own sums—
—from somewhere with a good view, preferably. Make the most of it …
* Is their unusual coiffure some kind of private badge of sub tabula brotherhood?