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A LITTLE ‘CHARMER’

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I think this may be how her most recent ‘iconic’ images were made. (Made, not taken— candids are taken, artifice is created*).

THE FINAL PRODUCT

—our worldwide icon (use freely, with mad rapturous abandonment).

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CREATED?  HOW?

Simple enough: a basic idea, some range-finders, a wee bit of fine tuning and an obviously too indulgent education system.

First, find your lone martyr—

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“No, Gertie! You’re a lone voice, remember? Too many people!”

“Oops … okay … how about now?”

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“No … lone voice! Solo. That means just YOU … understand?”

“Awww … gee, already this is getting hard … now?”

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“Looking better, Kid. The book bit is a nice touch. Too much pink though—makes you look like a bit girlie—and keep working on that frown, it’s coming along nicely.”

“And perhaps like I’m not really sacrificing my education—?”

“Exactly. Try again, Miss.”

“Now?”

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“A bit better. Needs more pathetic. And that bottle means comfort—we want you to project suffering. And we’ll have to try lots, and choose the most effective.”

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“We’re getting there, Kid. How about some colour—you know, something that will make you stand out, something that might even become your brand?”

“This one? If not then go find yourself another martyr, I’m getting a sore butt here …”

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“Perfect! That’s it! Now we’re gonna rock ’em in the aisles all over the world.”

“… and can I get on with my education, please?”

“Not just yet, Kid. You’re hot property—we need you!”

selfie“Give it time, Babe … you’re currently hot stuff! Yeah**”

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* Sometimes. (If you get away with it.)

** Transit gloria …

I THINK …

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that we should err (if indeed we err at all) on the side of caution.

You know—play it safe.

Perhaps Miss Thunberg has it right after all … and we are cooking our planet. (Perhaps not, too — but surely it’s better to play safe, to have a timely parachute?) So with nothing to lose I suggest we do exactly what Miss Thunberg wants.

Effective immediately

  • we shut down and ground all (repeat) ALL powered aircraft. Everywhere.
  • we stopper all oil wells—switch ’em off, bung ’em up, lock ’em down and throw away the keys.
  • flood all coal mines. Everywhere.
  • ban the use of fossil fuel machinery, anywhere. 
  • use sail-power only on the seas and waterways (animal-drawn vessels excepted) (oars acceptable too).
  • factories using any manner of fossil fuel be closed; locked until they can be de-constructed. Parts may be recycled but only if no fossil fuels are involved.
  • no plastics or derivatives of any kind will be acceptable if any carbon-producing materials or methods are used* .

There will be needs for exceptions; so licences might be sold to approved specified persons/businesses only. (Miss Greta Thunberg and her entourage will of course hold life-membership ‘blanket’ licences as special recognition for their services to the planet).

There will be no —repeat, NO discussion.

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NEXT POST— evolution of a Thunderburg photo shoot. Don’t miss!

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* This applies to trademark little yellow jackets too.

TRY THIS FOR SIZE—

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DEVOUT BELIEVERS, would showing your Prophet false make any difference? I say not. Not in the least, given the track record of all “sacred holy prophets” in history. They come, they go, but eventually Miss Truth escapes from the well.

I REPEAT

that you cannot stop an idea (true or false) whose time has come.

I REPEAT

that the whole AGW thing is an artifice. True! Read on—

—it’s a new religion to harness the unsated yearnings of a disappointed agnostic generation. Clever manipulation; the priesthoods have shifted sights. (A good gunner does that when his target goes out of range.)

Now ask “Why?”

As was said in that famed cartoon series—

“I have met the enemy, and he is us!”

 

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“The video published today by the Global Warming Policy Forum (GWPF) and written by Dr. Susan Crockford, a Canadian wildlife expert, shows that increasing climate angst felt by many young people around the world started with Attenborough’s films that blamed starving polar bears on human-caused global warming.”

Sourced:  CLICK HERE

BUT—

what Realist stands a chance in this world of power hungry zealots armed with crusading child-puppets?

Only Lady Truth, perhaps.

But it will now take years before her voice is heard — and by then she will be justifiably furious.

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“Manipulating little girls! Boy, are YOU alarmists ever gonna cop it!”

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“Thank you, Argus … for caring.”

 

AHA! EVER SINCE THAT MOVIE

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AND NOW, after this— (quoted snippet I burgled from Der Spiegel recently)

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Pyne: Australia has been exposed to fires for millions of years, and its flora and fauna is well adapted to them.

DER SPIEGELWhat kind of adaptations?

Pyne: Oh, there are plenty. There are shrubs that seal their seeds with wax – which then melts in fire so that the seeds fall into a freshly prepared ash bed. The only documented case of a non-human species using fire also comes from Australia. Raptors in northern Australia have been seen picking up burning branches to set fires elsewhere to expose their prey.”

—I can see why. (Snippet snitched from that article in Speigel I mentioned in my previous post.)

GREENIES:

your advice please—would the Aussies be better off to grab shotguns and have a massive ‘raptor shoot out’? (Damned beak-faced firebugs!)

OR ARE RAPTORS

simply a part of Nature too? (As are those damned evil human things…)

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“You go get ’em, Mr Argus!”

 

 

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“Don’t ask me, Kid—I’m just passin’ through.”

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*  I vaguely remember that some clever scientists were back-breeding dinos (their creations got a wee bit out of hand).

AUSSIE FIRES V.

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Here’s your quote—

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AND NOW

the many questions boil down to—

What part do the highly emotive but irrational ‘GREEN’ movements have to play in all of this?

—don’t ask unless you like being nauseous.

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“Get off my case, Dog … or it’s my Stare Of Death for you!”

NATURE CALLS~!

SO GO ON THEN,

Mr CLEVER CHOPS,

let’s see YOU do this—

—and it’s Instant disqualification for any one who ropes-up or dons the modern obligatory PC safety gear.

Now excuse me — I have an inbuilt dread of heights. I’m off for a quiet gibber (and another few strong coffees).

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