MISS GRETA

TWO-FACE.

I love it—

“In September, Ms Thunberg travelled to New York to speak at the UN Climate Conference. She made her way there on a zero-emissions boat in a journey that lasted two weeks.”

from BBC: CLICK HERE

To be zero-emissions that boat would have to be natural materials—wood, cotton, jute, and such—no plastics (neither in the vessel itself nor the construction thereof)—no chainsaws, no power tools … no metal nails, screws, cleats etc (unless from meteoric iron or native copper). Even no non-organic emergency fuel. Radio? Radar? GPS? Fergeddit~!

The list is endless. If wee cutie* is serious she should be faking it seriously: no canned food aboard, no bottled water—but (horrors!) didn’t they have to fly out a crew member? Oh noooo … jet fuel pollution, the horror, the horror …

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And that yellow jacket … is it kosher?

SO—

Is she asking telling us to

shut down the 21st century …

… whilst appropriating its benefits HERSELF?

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JANUS — patron of Warming Alarmists

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* Face it, she’s hardly cute … (but a great tool for the unscrupulous). Although she does nothing for me she holds immense appeal for many—much like that nice Mr Adolf did a while back.

WORDED WRONG?

WRONGLY WORDED?

I’d have said “rule over” which means something quite different—

“Ominously, we have moved far from the understanding that it is the business of parliament to act according to the wishes of the people – not to over-rule them.”

sourced:  CLICK HERE

—but is a lot more accurate.

Is there—or was there ever—a true ‘Democracy’ anywhere in this world? (I’m told the closest current attempt is Switzerland.)

Then can anyone suggest a better method, one by which we might actually ‘democratise’ our governments?

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Hah ~ I guessed not!

GUARANTEED TO UPSET

THE DAMNED :

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“In January, the U.S. Supreme Court is set to hear a case that could result in states being required to use taxpayer money to fund religious education…”

To read from source: CLICKETH HERE

And don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Isn’t it (or would it not be) just marvellous to know that the monies YOU worked for were being hijacke  (oops) funnelled via your Government for ‘good works’? You will be funding churches and chapels and stuff instead of having the fruits of your labours fund your kids through college — ain’t that ever so sweet of you?

Yup!

So via the orifices of God’s ministries I’m voting you a seat right next to Jesus at God’s table: it is a far far better thing you do, than anything you might ever have done.

(Democracy, though … she can’t be beat~!)

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En Passant (again …)

Ram leftTRY THIS—

Religious extremism not only interferes with the advance of science but with personal freedoms and human dignity, and not only in places where jihadists hold sway but in America as well, in areas such as access to contraception, LGBTQ rights and women’s equality…”

Time to back up the truck, reload, re-aim and fire again. Can best be done by returning to the source, no?

For anyone who may have just come in—when I reductio ad absurdum it means to nothing more than basics. You know: basic basics. The kind of basics that are very hard to explain.

THIS IS WHERE

our beloved ‘religious’ have it all over us, they do in fact ‘treat others how they’d like to be treated’.

No? Okay, perhaps not everyone is kinky and likes to be burned at the stake or strappado-dropped to enlightenment, but hey—we have to cut a little slack, no? So we tolerate all the different ‘churches’* and all their histories complete with talking snakes and loving tortures and merciful killings for simple copulations and stuff. No wonder Mary stayed a virgin …

I just discovered the Dickie Dawk Foundation and am soon to explore, it looks intriguing:

https://www.richarddawkins.net/aboutus/

 

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“Hey, Dog! We got ‘im up here with us, ya know~!”

 

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I knew that …

* I use that word as a catch-all for all the many different belief systems—strangely, each and every one of them being the sole single one-and-only ‘unique’ pathway to God/Enlightenment. (For an old dog this might be confusing, but then … to each his own, no?)

OOPS

I GOOFED.

Somehow I linked one of my posts to my whole blog and now end up with a basta—  unwanted hybrid.

This post is a ‘test piece’ to see if my latest bumbling efforts have managed to unlink.

(God, are you watching? — Of course you are! YOU planned this billions of years ago, no? You knew I’d do it, and did nothing to stop me?)

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“Argus … you WILL sort it out … I have faith in you …”

 

CLIMATE CONSTANTS

Given, that the only

Death chatteringEnduring Constant

is

CONSTANT CHANGE

then if we are to believe hysterical little girls our planet is doomed to its upcoming Heat Extinction. The logic is unassailable:

  • Carbon dioxide is a Greenhouse gas
  • that will cause the planet to heat up
  • beyond a Doomsday tipping point—

—and WE are pumping out all the carbon dioxide we can produce.

We’re doomed!

Unless we can somehow suck some of it back in? Or at least stop producing the damned stuff—by law, at gunpoint if we have to … and we damned well HAVE TO (haven’t you been paying attention? Sheesh!)

BUT HIST~

What hope through yonder window peeks?

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—’tis the sun, and Sol be his holy name. Now look closely at the pic … do you see any spots? Nary a one, no?

Which at this stage of the game is apparently a wonderful thing—when this happened a few centuries ago the world entered a chilly patch, peasants all over the place died not from the heat but from the terrible cold.

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Now ponder this WOTIFF:

WOTIFF our spotless cold cancels out the Global Warming?

If you can’t figure it then consider statistics: imagine a statistician with his head in the oven and feet in the fridge—on average he’s comfortable.

If uncomfortable yourself go look at the historical records of global temperatures (and all possible meanings of the word “unprecedented”).

If still unhappy I can provide you a solution but you’d have to give me absolute power to implement it … your children will be eternally grateful (trust me, I’m a dog). Experts never lie—

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You can take refuge in God already knows what’s happening, and He’s onto it (so don’t get him mad) —

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VICTORY~!

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which means to the last one standing after all the fur and feathers settle. It should go to the best argument … but mere fact cannot compete with over-hyped emotive.

So, really … can any bespectacled balding male scientist compete with the little girl sobbing and sniffing on centre-stage, almost screaming her hysterical* little heart out? No … but millions (voters) lap up her every squawk and sniffle—and since the Beatles retired, what else do they have?

Certainly not room for dry fact when the well orchestrated is so emotionally presented. Sadly, soon Miss Greta will be tossed aside onto the heap of once-useful has-beens now past expiry date. (Greta who—?)

TO NOT DIGRESS

  • the science is NOT settled
  • actually, the science is just rising
  • and the science is becoming indignant

Try clicking this    1-animated-arrow-right.gif   CLICK HERE

for a letter some of those scientists and buddies sent off. But dry presentation cannot beat hysterical little girls on stage so I think the scientists should really just bite the bullet (and hope to be around long enough to say “Hah! We told you so!”).

Now look again at the image top right—it’s obvious what the photographer was trying to achieve with that wannabe halo, no? Sadly, missed …

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I’m sixteen! YOU listen to ME!

 

They will listen, Kid. They’re called voters … and I hope you live long enough to enjoy the fruits of your labours.

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