U-toobe this morning—
—and offered in my genuine Spirit of contrition and humility as a prime example of what you, too, might achieve if you had the right surroundings, the right upbringing, and etc etc.
Failing the conditions I imagine that if you’ve read it through this far you may be thinking along the lines of “How the hell did I miss the boat?”
And who can blame you?
There are absolute fortunes out there to be made from
shee nice people like this. You want your own fleet of private jets, all the palaces you can eat, and endless devotees to attend your every whim? Now stop trying to be productive—just shove up a shingle, hire an old barn in the right location and start preaching. Do it right and you’re quids in (Amway, eat your heart out!)
SHEESH—just do it right and they will flock to your door—all you need is your own USP (Unique Selling Point); no need even to reinvent the
whee cross … but beware, the Establishment defends its turf with a ferocity unbridled and total lack of conscience (too much invested and too much at stake).
BE CAREFUL OUT THERE~!
Now forgive me, I’m off to pray for your soul and God grant that I haven’t given you a bum steer …
“Hey! Who filched the last loaf and fish? Damn!”