the Holy Abrahamic church—
—a holey letter in the form of an image.
Any religioso of any franchise looking at it and feeling a bit unwell may take two kids and call God in the morning—
—but Islamics needn’t fret. Your God made a few exceptions; and knowing full well that His followers are built close to the sty He got His prophets to make some exceptions—
—YOU, good Muslims, are allowed to do naughty things with little girls from age six years and upwards. Your God has a true shepherd’s grasp of your true nature.
“Little Virginia? What are you doing here— oh, I see. Don’t fret, sweet Child … I may be a man but I’m neither Catholic nor Islamic—my own standards are entirely irreligious.”