For no reason other than my sense of humour is a bit out of date in today’s world, let’s open with a sample, but first—
THE FOLLOWING CONSTRUES AS
NON-PC, SEXIST, RACIST, ELITIST
AND EVEN (in places): HUMORist
“Help! I’ve been raped!”
“Oh … er, you don’t loo— um … how do you know … brrrr; okay, what makes you think you’ve been raped?”
“Dammit! His cheque bounced!”
And now flash forward to a current affairs news item, from which I quote:
— which include sexual penetration of a child under 16 —
How could he?
But wait, it gets better—
He suggested (insert Number 1 from the below list here) should get a slap on the wrist because his sex crimes against two boys lasted “less than six minutes”, there was “no ejaculation” and “no use of any implement”.
This must indeed be some kind of rabid sex maniac monster—!
But as in these days of infinite PC and Compassion and Forgiveness and Open Licence we are not allowed to form opinions, so please ignore anything I have ever said or may ever say that could possibly be construed in any way manner shape or form as any form of ‘ist’ or ‘ism’ or opinion. I do not sit in judgement on any person alive, dead, or undecided no matter who they are, what they are, where they are, what they may be and practise in private or otherwise, and/or to whom they do it with or to so long as it is socially acceptable in a world rapidly shedding any values of value.
Oh, yes … your List—(silly me, nearly forgot)
Item Number 1: “the Vatican’s third most senior catholic”
And before I forget, your quote—
He suggested the Vatican’s third most senior catholic should get a slap on the wrist because his sex crimes against two boys lasted “less than six minutes”, there was “no ejaculation” and “no use of any implement”.
from: CLICK HERE
Make of it what you will. (Jesus will forgive him though, regardless of who else won’t—sadly for Big J and His Daddy it’s written in their Terms of Reference: they have to forgive.)
Time for bed so I’ll leave you with this thought—
—and the whole movie is well worth the effort.
(CLUE: Birds aside, I looooove the ending!)
“No! God won’t like it … … got any little boys?”