for purchases made from
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Dealers to the sanctified, saints, God-grovellers, prayer peddling padres, and the nice men-wearing-dresses who know all about these things and will indulge you for a small gift. Donation. Fee … confess now and get the very best in absolute absolution! (Discount rates for the
Whilst refreshing myself as to the exact wording of the ‘Hail Mary’ (an equivalent to the once holy sieg heil?) I fell into an online Christ-Supplies merchandising outlet. Far be it for me to suggest that someone is on a good thing …
There’s oodles, but here’s just a couple more …
… and lest I be accused of trying to score free advertising for them care of WordPress I shall let you do your own searching for the source.
BUT HANG ON,
try to leave their site…
… and this pops up—
—suggesting that someone will go to lengthy lengths to ensure you a place on the next ship to Heaven. I imagine that had I been a real prospect on their site I may have scored a few genuine blessings too …
“Oh no … subtle, I told ’em, keep it low key!”