sayeth the American (where else?) televangelist “I needed a fourth jet.”
I’d give you the source of the news article that jangled the cash in my pockets but it’s a print article in a recent NZ newspaper. Don’t fret, just google the headline as it appeared—
“The Lord told me I needed a fourth jet, televangelist insists”
—and you too may find enlightenment. But wait, read now and it gets even better (just be careful what you read about)—
—and it gets even better when the nice, honest, sincere, God-fearing man further
explai justifies himself—
“Now people say . . . can’t you go with this one?” he said, pointing to a picture of the plane he uses. “Yes, but I can’t go it one-stop. And if I can do it one stop, I can fly it for a lot cheaper, because I have my own fuel farm. And that’s what’s been a blessing of the Lord.”
—don’t ask me. I have no idea what a ‘fuel farm’ is (but I guarantee they don’t come cheap*).
“Hey, you! Yeah you, Bub! Yer name Argus?”
Brrr. Moving on, perhaps you, too, could ask The Lord for one of these blessings—
—and until ya try ya never knows ya luck.
Sufficient unto the day is the televangelising thereof so I’ll leave you with this thought—