THE LORD TOLD ME,

devil-29973__340 copysayeth the American (where else?) televangelist “I needed a fourth jet.”

I’d give you the source of the news article that jangled the cash in my pockets but it’s a print article in a recent NZ newspaper. Don’t fret, just google the headline as it appeared—

“The Lord told me I needed a fourth jet, televangelist insists”

—and you too may find enlightenment. But wait, read now and it gets even better (just be careful what you read about)—

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—and it gets even better when the nice, honest, sincere, God-fearing man further explai  justifies himself—

“Now people say . . . can’t you go with this one?” he said, pointing to a picture of the plane he uses. “Yes, but I can’t go it one-stop. And if I can do it one stop, I can fly it for a lot cheaper, because I have my own fuel farm. And that’s what’s been a blessing of the Lord.”

—don’t ask me. I have no idea what a ‘fuel farm’ is (but I guarantee they don’t come cheap*).

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“Hey, you! Yeah you, Bub! Yer name Argus?”

Oops …

Brrr. Moving on, perhaps you, too, could ask The Lord for one of these blessings—

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—and until ya try ya never knows ya luck.

Sufficient unto the day is the televangelising thereof so I’ll leave you with this thought—

click here right copy             Dodo

 

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11 thoughts on “THE LORD TOLD ME,

  1. I heard about him! Went even farther to say, “If Jesus were alive today spreading his word, he would not be riding a donkey.” My argument is, If he even bought one for the Father, Son and Holy Ghost – THAT’S only 3!!!!

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      1. The Pope and his merry men made a mint from the Holy Mom; so perhaps they just need a new angle—JC’s dear ol’ Mum on a donkey? (Naaaa, that’s virgin on the ridiculous. Please forget I offered it …)

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      2. The Pope’s minions get millions from her, I think the aircraft collector guy (everyone has to have a harmless hobby) could be missing a trick by leaving her out. I may just send him a letter and advise him …

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      3. I didn’t think those guys had mothers … I thought they were from a process of Holy misConception. I dare say he’ll do the decent thing and find her gainful employment scrubbing out the WCs between flights~?

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    1. Capitalism at its best, really—find a need, fill it for a fee.
      Like many before him he saw that some folks have a desperate need to spend their millions on magic carpets for their gods, so he’s supplied them. Win/win all round, no? (And what would a religion be without its profits, hey?)

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    1. I think that perhaps you are a wee bit jealous— I certainly am … I wonder what the flight attendants wear? If the wee fridges are loaded with holy water or the best (sacramental of course) wines?

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