It’s good any day … boom boom!
NOW, ON RACISM
versus accuracy. Or, horrors, is it really scarcity of resources? You know, the enforcers running around ensuring that local labour gets first crack of the whip? Try this—
—photograph of Jesus of Nazareth. Taken by one of the very few actual time-travelling cameras. (If you’re pondering that guy’s smile of all sweet accord it’s because as God the Omniscient He alone of the locals knows what a camera is.)
But I think it’s a fake.
‘They’ did some exploration (of God’s earthly likeness) and came up with this
—as the most probable image of J of N and it’s not much like the blue-eyed Aryan type above. No? Unless, of course, science has it wrong and/or Big G was being a bit playful with the witnesses. (But anyone who can feed thousands of good folks with just a couple of buns and kippers won’t get it wrong.)
Bet that silly hat hurts.
It won’t catch on, you know … J of N as a fashion guru? He should stick to making toys out of wood for little kiddies … oh no, is He yet another Rolf Harris in lamb’s clothing?
“So I said to Argus: ‘Honi soit qui mal y pense’ —regardless of appearances.”
to go gobble my own lovely Hot Cross Buns …