It’s good any day … boom boom!


versus accuracy. Or, horrors, is it really scarcity of resources? You know, the enforcers running around ensuring that local labour gets first crack of the whip? Try this—

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—photograph of Jesus of Nazareth. Taken by one of the very few actual time-travelling cameras. (If you’re pondering that guy’s smile of all sweet accord it’s because as God the Omniscient He alone of the locals knows what a camera is.)

But I think it’s a fake.

‘They’ did some exploration (of God’s earthly likeness) and came up with this

finger down


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—as the most probable image of J of N and it’s not much like the blue-eyed Aryan type above. No? Unless, of course, science has it wrong and/or Big G was being a bit playful with the witnesses. (But anyone who can feed thousands of good folks with just a couple of buns and kippers won’t get it wrong.)

Bet that silly hat hurts.

It won’t catch on, you know … J of N as a fashion guru? He should stick to making toys out of wood for little kiddies … oh no, is He yet another Rolf Harris in lamb’s clothing?

big J

“So I said to Argus: ‘Honi soit qui mal y pense’ —regardless of appearances.”


to go gobble my own lovely Hot Cross Buns …


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