FURTHERMORE, ON

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Conspiracy theorists around the world are claiming that a planet will collide with Earth this September – and that the coming solar eclipse will signal the apocalypse’s beginning.

David Meade, author of ‘Planet X – The 2017 Arrival’, asserts the planet Nibiru (also known as Planet X) will crash into our own on 23 September 2017.

Although scientists deny the planet’s existence, Meade is convinced he is right after finding bible passages to support his claims …

—from folks, note, who without authorisation, certification, or any proper form of accreditation are claiming to be ‘Conspiracy Theorists’. Not good.

As a genuine CT I take offence—they should at least be properly certified. No?

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A Nibiru smiting the Earth and cataclysmising it

BUT WAIT

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Meade told The Daily Star earlier this month: “The Great American Eclipse of August 21, 2017, is a major – huge – harbinger.”

The conspiracy theorist points to warnings in the Old Testament book of Isaiah: “See, the Day of the Lord is coming – a cruel day, with wrath and fierce anger – to make the land desolate and destroy the sinners within it.

Eek~! By definition I’m a sinner!*

“The Stars of Heaven and their constellations will not show their light. The rising Sun will be darkened and the Moon will not give its light.”

To read quotes at source:  CLICK HERE  

 

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* I’m human—sort of—and I breathe. (Yup! I qualify.)

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6 thoughts on “FURTHERMORE, ON

  1. Although scientists deny the planet’s existence, Meade is convinced he is right after finding bible passages to support his claims …,

    Already disqualifies him from anything involving thought or intelligence.

    As a genuine CT I take offence… Are you sure you want to admit this, much less shout it from the rooftops? 🙂 Hugs

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    1. Okay, there was a subtlety tucked away there: in New Zealand to say ‘someone is certifiable’ is to state that you think them insane. (Once properly processed and officially certified they can be safely locked away …)

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      1. Oh, so you are certified then? 🙂 I will be starting school for a certificate in a medical program. Does that mean I should be put away? Don’t answer that, I like being able to irritate others at will. Thanks for the fun. Hugs

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