“MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST

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—uniformed con-man in the Reese Witherspoon movie ‘Just Like Heaven’. He kept saying it, waving his holy brush and desperately sloshing sacred water all over the place, getting more and more desperate with every failful attempt.

SO?

So run your peepers over this wee lot—

Texas megachurch pastor Robert Jeffress, one of President Donald Trump’s evangelical advisers  … released a statement saying the president has the moral authority to take out North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.

“When it comes to how we should deal with evil doers, the Bible, in the book of Romans, is very clear: God has endowed rulers full power to use whatever means necessary – including war – to stop evil,” Jeffress said. “In the case of North Korea, God has given Trump authority to take out Kim Jong Un.”

Oh, wow.

Eeek, too.

Jeffress said in a phone interview that he was prompted to make the statement after Trump said that if North Korea’s threats to the United States continue, Pyongyang will be “met with fire and fury like the world has never seen.”

That makes me feel ever so good. With God on my side, I shall fear no evil—for then I am with the most evil son-of-a-bitch in the universe.

But still I has me qualms …

The biblical passage Romans 13 gives the government authority to deal with evildoers …  “That gives the government to the authority to do whatever, whether it’s assassination, capital punishment or evil punishment to quell the actions of evildoers like Kim Jong Un,” he said.

’nuff said. Twitch twitch

Back to the ol’ rum bottle and damn the torpedoes: “Bring aft the rum, Darbs!” Actually ol’ Darbs makes better sense than any US President in recent years (other than the one they popped off that time) (for making sense).

But wait, it gets even better—

… Romans 12, which says, “Do not repay evil for evil,” but Jeffress says that that passage is referring to Christians, not to the government.

“A Christian writer asked me, ‘Don’t you want the president to embody the Sermon on the Mount?'” he said, referring to Jesus’ famous sermon. “I said absolutely not.”

How can you help but love these wee scamps?

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for link to source article—click the smug salivating salvation expert above

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3 thoughts on ““MAY THE POWER OF CHRIST

  1. MEL: if you’re in the vicinity, your interpretations would be appreciated. (Or not, if the power of Christ confounds you …)

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  2. Yeah, it’s that old death cult mentality coming to the fore. Let’s annihilate everyone and we’ll get to see Jesus el pronto.
    These dumbclucks are enough to scare the bejesus out of anyone.

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    1. It’s the ages old triumvirate; church-state-ruler (king, or substitute) — the three pillars on which our futures rest. Russia is better off, they have a statesman in Putin (but we can trump that …)

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