it’s time for me to announce the first of a new all-encompassing web award.
Not for my own glorification, mind you (what glory could possibly come to a face like mine?) …
—but it is to be an award that I shall designate The Snowflake Award.
I sincerely hope that others will pick up on this notion and use it freely—absolutely no need to reference me, not in the least.
HERE’S THE INSIGNIA
I did think I might stick a snowflake image* inside …
—but that would indeed be a case of overstating the obvious: what do the ‘Snowflakes’ actually achieve? Certainly nothing of benefit to anyone but their own Sheeple selves. Not good. Doubleplus ungood … and yes, I do make value judgements.
Please feel free to agree, and if you draw attention to this new award (no need mention my name) … all the better!
If we are
to be the victims of ever increasing Snowflakery we may as well recognise the fact. Call ’em out as it were—
* Something like this—
or perhaps dollied up a bit:
—which could be used in the manner of Top Medal category for outstanding contributions to the art and science of Snowflakery. (Any pea-brain can earn the basic award, but it would take service above and beyond the call to be ‘special’.)
How say you?