YOU …

are not still intent, surely,

on proving how unable to think rationally you are? images-1

OKAAAAAY

here’s a wee test. Look at the pic below and there will be questions afterwards—

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—and then let’s see how clever you are. Not. May be?

One:  what is wrong with this picture?

Two:  what do you mean, you pig ignorant racist swine, by “Nothing!”?

Sadly I fail too … oink … let’s move on:

OKAY

So we fluffed that one. Then let’s try you on adaptability—

One:  can the caption be adapted to better suit ‘Politically incorrect’?

Two:  if you had to think—you failed again. Why?

Because to be PC you don’t need to think, dum-dum! All you have to do is what you’re told by your betters (and accept any old garbage wisdom handed out most gratefully).

SHEESH~!

Okay, your final last chance to prove that you’re no dullard—

Explain in modernly educated terms* the fallacies in (i.e. what’s wrong with) these statements—

a. Everything must either be, or not-be

b. Nothing can both be and not-be

c. Contradictions cannot exist. 

(CLUE: to item ‘c’ above … if you find an apparent contradiction (anywhere) look to your premises—one at least is wrong.)

AND THE FINAL TEST QUESTION

is a bit of a toughie that may possibly rock your boat a bit, please answer yes or no:

Q:  DO YOU VOTE?

And if you answered ‘yes’ let me remind you that I still have that lovely bridge for sale in Sydney Harbour …

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sempvig

* If it’s possible to use the words  ‘modern’ and ‘educated’ in the same sentence without cracking up … please forgive the unconscious hyperbole (or was it an oxymoron, or both? Bugger …)

 

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