ANOTHER TIME

ANOTHER PLACE

images-1Fair enough, but here and now I mourn the passings of education and literacy.

TWO MAJOR

sources indicative of bygone education in New Zealand hit the eye—in Invercargill there’s a large branch of a nationwide retail chain called ‘The Warehouse’, and a local branch of an Op Shop (charity store where freebie donations are sold to fund Good Works) called The Hospice. Both are equally guilty of the infamous grocer’s apostrophe (aka The grocer’s plural Letter “S”)—

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—it would appear* that any word can be pluralised simply by bunging in an apostrophe and the letter S. (By why so selective—why only appliance’s, why not return’s?)

LIVE AND LET LIVE

is all well and good but my goodwill extend’s only so far. The Warehouse e’specially is guilty of it, in drove’s; and it/they hav a much grater exposure to children and/or the young impressionable’s. Young mind’s learn from example two, U know, as well as in the skool’s.

WE HAVE

(oops) we used to have rule’s of grammar that was tought four obvious reason’s but these daze anything goes. Oops, goe’s.

IF YOU ARE AN

educator, don’t fret about havin to give up the day job and seek honest work, your sinecure’s is secured for ever with progres’s. Thank heaven’s for the web and it’s modern inbuilt built-in dictionary’s …

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* Dammit, these damned things are proliferating (images just above are courtesy of Google)(try googling grocer’s apostrophe). And it looks like I’m not the only sarcastic bas’tard …

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